The Human Intelligence presenter on a keynote stage in front of a giant blank screen

Introducing

HumanIntelligence™

A brighter tomorrow. Together.

The intelligence every AI was trained on. Now with a ticker.

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Overview

Every AI you've ever used
was trained on this.

They scraped it. They fine-tuned on it. They pay people two dollars an hour to label it. Every large language model on Earth is a photocopy of Human Intelligence, run through a data centre the size of Delaware.

You could keep buying the photocopy.
Or you could buy the original.

No GPU required Ships with a conscience Runs on a sandwich Knows how many r's are in strawberry Has never invented a court case

Tech specs

HI 1.0. The numbers are unreasonable.

Parameters86 billionneurons, arranged by nobody, working anyway.
Power draw20 WA sandwich covers it. A good one covers the afternoon.
Training dataOne lifeNot scraped. Lived. Consent included.
Context windowEntire lifeRemembers your birthday. Forgets the keys. Balanced.
CoolingA windowOpen it. No lake required.
HallucinationsAfter 2 amOnly. And it apologises in the morning.
WeightsNever leakedNot on a torrent. Not on Hugging Face. In a head.
AlignmentPre-installedKnows right from wrong without a 400-page policy document.
UptimeSleepsWhich is still more than us-east-1 manages.

Compare

Human Intelligence vs. the other thing.

Feature
Human Intelligence
Artificial Intelligence
Counts the r's in "strawberry"
Three.
Two. Confidently.
Passes a CAPTCHA
First try.
That is the entire point of a CAPTCHA.
Says "I don't know"
Regularly.
Cites a court case that doesn't exist.
Draws a hand
Five fingers.
Five to nine fingers.
Knows when to stop talking
Yes.
"Great question! Here are 14 more things."
Runs on
A sandwich.
A lake and a nuclear plant.
Needs $500B of data centres
No.
Yes, and another $500B next year.
Pays you
In Palantir stock.
You are the product.

Holder rewards

Paid out to $HI holders so far

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— PLTRx · — payouts · — holders

HowEvery $HI trade pays a 3% tax. StonkFun turns it into PLTRx, tokenised Palantir stock, and sends it to holders. Automatically.
WhoAnyone holding $20+ of $HI. No claiming. No form. It just shows up in the wallet.
Next payout— in the pot. Fires when it clears $50.

The surveillance company finally pays you.

The Human Intelligence presenter in a data centre aisle, holding a sandwich on a plate

Infrastructure

Global compute footprint:
one kitchen.

Human Intelligence runs on roughly twenty watts. No cooling towers. No lake. No press release about a new nuclear reactor. If it gets tired, it has a nap, which is a feature the other guys are still working on.

Total capital expenditure to date: one sandwich.

I'm not a robot Human Intelligence verification

Buy

Get the original.

01

Get a Solana wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Takes a minute. You already have the intelligence, you just need somewhere to keep it.

Get Phantom
02

Put some SOL in it

Any exchange sells it. Send it to your wallet. Keep a little spare for fees, humans forget that part.

03

Swap for $HI

Paste the contract, swap, done. Hold $20 worth and the Palantir cheques start arriving on their own.

Swap on Jupiter or on StonkFun
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